Rock Star Rating: 2 out of 6.
Rise, fall, redemption - played out with all the emotion of muzak. Rock Star is not a passionate story, but neither is it a funny comedy, a moralistic revelation, or a realistic insight. It follows a story you could have guessed before you entered the cinema, yet doesn't seem to know where it wants to go. It doesn't involve your heart in the ride, leaving you watching characters that you don't really care about. There's no pain when he falls, there's no joy when he rises.
Perhaps inspired by the Judas Priest replacement of Rob Halford by Ripper Owens from a Judas Priest tribute band, this movie fails to deliver anything more than story to watch. You're better off watching "Almost Famous" and "This is Spinal Tap".
The director prefers to turn down the volume of the music than have the characters shout over it. This 'cleanliness' typifies the whole movie - like a Hammond organ cleaned up to sound less dirty, like a distortion guitar made to sound a little 'nicer'.
The camera work is cliched and uninspiring. The lessons of the movie rarely show themselves, and are instead explained out with dumbed down speeches made by the characters more obviously for the benefit of the viewer than for eachother.
However, if you've got a crush on Jennifer Aniston, this movie would probably be a must-see.
The movie is not without merits - it has it's moments and it's insights, but they are too diluted and far between. The Stage Manager role is completely wasted when it could have been a pivitol point for the whole movie.
Oh well. If the movie shorts attract you, you won't be completely dissapointed. It has merit, but it's hard to describe since it seems almost stumbled over when it comes.
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